Pentagon'da sen konuşuluyorsun emin ol;
- Agent X: Jack, Did you see that?
- Jack: Yeah, right. Muhittin Topalak from Kazlicesme. In relationship with Kezban. Kill him!
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This went right over my head as a kid.
this is one of the few sexual references that /didn’t/ go over my head as a kid x_x
(Source: screamtrilogy)
nigga u aint even in the right country you a real dumbass tho
Hoenn and Johto are in the same country. Both are separate regions in same country. Only Unova is in another country.
are u majoring in pokemon geometry you geek ass bitch
geography
shut the fuck up aint nobody talkin about rocks here
geology
(Source: burnsombreroburn)
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
